Were I not already married, I would seriously marry my brand-new humidifier. It is the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed. No joke. We would merrily wed and live happily ever after.
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
I am being dead fucking serious right now
I do have a longer post planned out for a future date, but I've been distracted by other writing projects. To hold you over, I present you with a statement of absolute fact:
Were I not already married, I would seriously marry my brand-new humidifier. It is the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed. No joke. We would merrily wed and live happily ever after.
Were I not already married, I would seriously marry my brand-new humidifier. It is the most awesomest awesome that ever awesomed. No joke. We would merrily wed and live happily ever after.
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