Anyhow, this is the GNZ-003 Gadessa. A 1/144 High Grade model kit of the Gundam 00 television series.
For some reason, I usually like one or two of the good guys' mecha in that genre of anime, but like a lot more the bad guys' machines. They tend to be of interesting looks and more often than not are destructive to boot.
The Gadessa is all that. Piloted by sissy looking, licensed major Revive Revival,
So, I called the mail office and was told it was there. Enter a long hour going there and coming back trip. As soon as I got here, I prepared my work space. I took the runners out and examined them.
Pretty much what I expected. It even comes with a base, which is cool, because when it is in its flight mode, which is when it looks the coolest, it has its feet turned into ballerina-like spikes that won't let it stand.
I scratched my right buttcheek and said "let's get to it!". And then my nerdery possessed me into starting.
Here is the very first photo of the torso, assembled (heh... ass... nevemind...) according to the instructions. As you can see, it has two pretty red stickers that make it look as if it had nipples... and someone had yanked on them too hard... But on the other hand, it's just a robot, so there is no way it'll have nipps...
So far, so good... right?
YES!
I knew it.
The pieces at that moment amounted to six. Front part, rear part, a polycap at the bottom and two for the arms. Also, the neck. No torso is complete without one. Also, the nipple stickers.
More cutting and snap fitting (as fucked as it may sound) later, and I had a completed torso as it can be appreciated here:
More pieces and a few stickers later, Gadessa got head... Yes, head, but not of the blowjob variety. A pretty head full of joy and scary eyes that long to make puppies suffer. Lookit those red eyes and forehead camera.
Even more pieces later, the slowly, but surely green menace got its arm stumps. Gotta love how the little fucker looks at you with a menacing glare, but you know it looks ridiculous because of not having arms with which to hurt you.
Look at it. Make fun of how it looks.
Then came the shoulder pieces. Not it looks like a silicone enhanced hooker... with her enormous tits up her shoulders. Beware, Sheyla Hershey! Gadessa is here to make you feel the need to further endanger your life with implants!
More time passed, and it gained arms. One right fapping hand and a left wiping hand. I told it to say hi, but it just laid there, looking dissatisfied.
Same state, only trying to make it look cool.
Next came the time to assemble the legs. Yes. That thing is an actual leg. Freaky, huh?
But no Mobile Suit is complete without having a crotch... and a skirt... yes. A girly skirt.
Here's the Gadessa with its ugly ass toes standing. It makes a perfect job of looking scary... despite the silly color scheme.
It can even stand!
I assembled the GN Mega Launcher. That is, the Big Ass Gun. The thing splits its front section in tree to fire its badass beam of death. Unlike the actual mobile suit, the BAG was very easy to assemble.
In an effort to test the base and give it good stability, I placed the Gundam Astraea on the front part. I can't shake the feeling that it looks horribly wrong. Or maybe I'm just a complete pervert.
Still, it was a lot of fun just to build it. I will give it more poses later. For now, let's have it look weird.
Hard to see is the escape pod that plugs into the back of theMS. This houses the GN Drive Tau or Fake Solar Reactor and is the means of escape for the pilot.
Building this model was a very fun experience. It's interesting to concentrate into separating the pieces one by one, fitting it and seeing how the model comes to be. Definitely one of the most fun things I've done lately. It's going to look very different later. Reason? I'm going to paint it in my own colors. I was never a fan of the original pilot, so I thought about painting it. Why not?
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